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مُساهمةموضوع: Funy articles &stories   الخميس يوليو 07, 2011 7:27 pm















This is how it manifests itself:



I decide to water my garden


As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over at my car and decide it needs washing.


As I head towards the garage, I notice mail on the porch table that I picked up from the postman earlier.


I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car.


I lay my car keys on the table, put the junk mail in the recycling box
under the table, and notice that the recycling box is full.


So, I decide to put the bills back on the table and take out the recycling first.


But then I think, since I'm going to be near the postbox when I take out
the recycling paper anyway, I may as well pay the bills first.


I take my chequebook off the table, and notice that there is only one cheque left.


My extra cheques are in my desk in the study, so I go inside the house
to my desk where I find the cup of coffee I'd been drinking.


I'm going to look for my cheques, but first I need to push the coffee aside so that I don't accidentally knock it over.


The coffee is getting cold, and I decide to make another cup.


As I head toward the kitchen with the cold coffee, a vase of flowers on the worktop catches my eye – the flowers need water.


I put the coffee on the worktop and discover my reading glasses that I've been searching for all morning.


I decide I better put them back on my desk, but first I'm going to water the flowers.


I put the glasses back down on the worktop, fill a container with water
and suddenly spot the TV remote control. Someone left it on the kitchen
table.


I realise that tonight when we go to watch TV, I'll be looking for the
remote, but I won't remember that it's on the kitchen table, so I decide
to put it back where it belongs, but first I'll water the flowers.


I pour some water in the flowers, but quite a bit of it spills on the floor.


So, I put the remote back on the table, get some towels and wipe up the spill.


Then, I head down the hall trying to remember what I was planning to do.




At the end of the day:




; The car isn't washed.


& The bills aren't paid.


& There is a cold cup of coffee sitting on the counter.


&; The flowers don't have enough water.


&; There is still only one cheque in my chequebook.


&; I can't find the remote.


&; I can't find my glasses.


&; And I don't remember what I did with the car keys.


&; Then, when I try to figure out why nothing got done today, I'm
really baffled because I know I was busy all damn day, and I'm really
tired.


&; I realise this is a serious problem, and I'll try to get some help for it, but first I'll check my e-mail...


&; Do me a favour. Forward this message to everyone you know, because I don't remember who the hell I've sent it to.




If this isn't you yet, your day is coming!


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